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Forum Zone-2000 • View topic - 3Z Magazin za savremenog muskarca i radoznalu zenu

3Z Magazin za savremenog muskarca i radoznalu zenu

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Postby ane i mare » 21 Dec 2006, 18:15

... i ja sam tamo bila i vino sam pila i još mi je jezik mokar.
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Postby nona » 21 Dec 2006, 19:39

Moram da odam jednu nalu tajnu! U saradnji sa Gorskom Sluzbom Spavanja Obale i Otocja (GSSOO) razotkriven je konacno Anin identitet. Ostaje jos da razotrkijemo i Maru, al' valjda ce to neko uciniti za Novu godinu.

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Postby dabar » 21 Dec 2006, 20:12

ne kaze se dobar nego dabar.....

a nisam ti ja te srece sa razotkrivanjem......

I NE ZAPRICAVAJTE MAGAZIN IMATE TAMO KOMENTARE PA....

e nona nona.....
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Postby nona » 21 Dec 2006, 20:50

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Dobra

Postby prenj » 21 Dec 2006, 22:30

Ja moram lanut ovdje. .
Kako taj Chupo zavrce ruke, kad je za docek Ana-Marije, gajbu kupio, opremio je. .Ovo preraslo u docek A-M a ne NG. .

Mare ponesi ti Dobre malo, a mi cemo dodati rakije.
Put ne postoji. Put nastaje hodanjem.
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Postby ane i mare » 22 Dec 2006, 09:47

... i ja sam tamo bila i vino sam pila i još mi je jezik mokar.
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Postby chupo » 22 Dec 2006, 09:50

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Postby nailovamater » 22 Dec 2006, 10:45

bolje odrat' tabane bježeći, nego umrijet' neodranih tabana!

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Postby nona » 22 Dec 2006, 13:27

Pa to je An...
Ili..?
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Ih, ako me neko bude zezn'o. Provjera u toku. Malo strpljenja
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Postby ane i mare » 22 Dec 2006, 13:35

... i ja sam tamo bila i vino sam pila i još mi je jezik mokar.
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Postby dabar » 22 Dec 2006, 15:40

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Postby Armin » 22 Dec 2006, 15:53

Edmund Burke: "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men should do nothing"
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Postby dabar » 13 Mar 2007, 11:31

ev dodjoh doma. jedva zivu glavu izvukoh. al to vam je muski "insekt" za prezivljavanje. uspio sam proci kroz cijelu ferhadiju a da niti jednom nisam upao u saht, udario u stub, zapeo za trotoar, udario u tetu i kolica sa blizancima... i sve to zbog toga jer je 8. mart pa vi morate obuci najkrace suknjice, najdublje dekoltee, najvise stikle... i sad pored toliko nedoumica i problema u koje nas dovodite, odjednom ste odlucile i da se omisljate oko 8. marta. do prije koju godinu ste ga slavile, i nedaj Boze da vam ga se ne cestita. danas, odjednom, pola vas ga ne slavi i jos se ko naljutite sto ga cestitamo. jel to vi starite i shvatate da je sve to ubleha ili...? dajte bar jednom da vas shvatimo.
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Postby dabar » 13 Mar 2007, 11:32

JADNO MUSKO, OPET MI KRIVI

nakon moje reakcije na sve vecu neodlucnost zena, po pitanju toga, slaviti ili ne 8. mart, koju sam objavio pod nazivom "e pa sto je previse, previse je", jedna jako draga, pametna, lijepa, obrazovana, inteligentna... prijateljica, izmedju ostalog, odgovara:

"...vidim, ti si napario oci sisama i guzicama sto vire iz raznoraznih neukusnih dekoltea i suknji-gaca, stiklama od 15 cenata itd itd..ne znam sta si htio tim reci. da se on tako treba obiljezavati i time iznapadati sve koje se kao ljute kad im se isti cestita?
ja se ne ljutim kad mi se cestita, nego samo objasnjavam sto me taj 8. mart ne tangira. cvijece malo cesce poklanjajte, pa nece izgledati da se neko ili neka njuti. a jos kad bi i ovaj svijet bio malo manje muski.......eh......"

eto, opet sam ja kriv sto nisam hodao sa povezom na ocima i sto sam primjetio to sto sam primjetio. kriv sam sto sam, kao i svaki drugi muskarac, svojim izostrenim i uvjezbanim okom, primjetio ljepotu bosanske zene, koju je ona, sa druge strane, na vrlo vjest nacin, i sigurno ne nesvjesno, uspjela da prezentira kriticarskom oku jednog muskarca. a da sam, nedaj Boze, sasvim slucajno, komentarisao hrvatice, srbijanke ili pak, nadaleko poznate, makedonke, zbog cije ljepote je Edo Maajka pisao gradonacelniku Skoplja obecavajuci mu da ce se uskoro vratiti, e onda bi opet bio kriv, jer zanemarujem ljepotu cvijeca u svojoj avliji, gurajuci nos u tudju. i opet bi bila prica kako smo nezahvalni, ne znamo cijeniti svoje, kako smo svi isti... pa dobro, dragi prijatelji, zar je zlocin primjetiti i uzivati u ljepoti zene!? mozda ce malo grubo zvucati, ali to je isto kao da neko trazi da okrenes glavu kada prolazis pored salona automobila. OK, ne mogu ih sve voziti ali... Marketing jos nije toliko napredovao da moze vrsiti selekciju ko ce ih vidjeti a ko ne. Tek kad udjes pa se raspitas, saznas dal ga mozes voziti ili ne. naravno, za neke modele si vec cuo. prica se po carsiji, pa znas. naravno, uvjek ima auto pijaca nedeljom. al tu treba 4 ociju. nikad ne znas ko ga je i kako vozio. odosmo daleko...

moja draga prijateljica jos spomenu neukusne dekoltee. nazalost, ja ih ne probah, tako da ce ova disertacija ostati uskracena za tu info. akcenat je bio na neodlucnosti i dilemama u koje nas stavljaju zene, a ostali detalji su samo zbog docaravanje atmosfere i euforije koja je vladala to vece.

ali kada je rekla "...cvijece malo cesce poklanjajte, pa nece izgledati da se neko ili neka njuti. a jos kad bi i ovaj svijet bio malo manje muski.......eh......" ...eh, kao da mi je nacrtala uzrok njene ljutnje i ovakvog stava. a ako cemo iskreno, ni ja ne vidim cvijeca dok ne zasluzim. pa tako svako proljece mami nosam zardinjere da bi ona promjenila zemlju, trcim i zaljevam ga dok je mama na putu...

opet jadno musko krivo, opet dobri bosnjo ispasta...
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