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vic dana

Pažnja, živi pijesak!!!! Ulazite na vlastitu odgovornost...

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Re: vic dana

Postby Hasna » 07 Dec 2011, 17:05

Ovaj me nasmijao pravo:
Mujo i Haso se zaposlili u Air Bosna i upravljaju avionom punim stranaca. Na 10 000 m pokvari se nesto u avionu i jedan treba da upozori putnike. Mujo znao malo engleskog, uze mikrofon i rece: " Ladies and gentlemen, please repeat after me: Ešhedu enla-ilahe-illalah.........."
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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 15 Dec 2011, 12:53

dobio mujo na lotu dva miliona konvertibilnih maraka. voditeljica ga na televiziji dovela pred kamere, pa mu nakon frenetičnog aplauza publike u studiju svečano uručila onaj ogromni kartonski ček.

- gospodine mujo - okrenula mu se ona na kraju. - šta planirate s ovolikim parama?

- pa... - zbunio se mujo još uvijek u nevjerici gledajući one silne nule na čeku. - prvo ću vratiti neke dugove.

- bravo, bravo - zapljeskala je voditeljica, pa se cvrkućući okrenula opet prema muji. - a šta ćete s ostalim?

- ostali neka čekaju - spremno će on.
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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 20 Dec 2011, 11:28

Biznismen, koji baš nije mnogo brinuo o svojim radnicima, odluči da pred Novu godinu proslavi završetak godine. Pozvao je svog financijskog stručnjaka i rekao mu:
- Hoću da to bude lijepo, na nivou, da ne košta mnogo, da bude upadljivo i da se svi radnici provesele.
- Gazda, onda je najbolje da se objesite - savjetuje ga financijski. - To neće mnogo koštati, bit će na visini i upadljivo, a radnici će se zaista proveseliti.
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Re: vic dana

Postby Vezir » 28 Dec 2011, 18:49

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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 13 Jan 2012, 10:23

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Re: vic dana

Postby nona » 19 Jan 2012, 19:25

Pita Mujo Fatu kako mu pere donji veš
Fata: "Šta kako, u mašini!"
Mujo: "Šta stavljaš " pita on
Fata: "Valjda deterdžent,šta bi drugo"
Mujo: "Stavljaš li još išta "
Fata: "Malo omekšivača"
Mujo: "E, tu smo, to je ono što me handri.."
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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 24 Jan 2012, 10:14

kako se zove mačak chuck norrisa?
ma-čak
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Re: vic dana

Postby StoMiNedaMojNadimak » 24 Jan 2012, 23:18

Bili Fata i Mujo na skijanju na Jahorini. Provodili su se sedam dana i
došlo je vrijeme da se na hotelskoj recepciji srede računi.
Dijalog recepcionara i Muje:
R: Korištenje bazena – trideset maraka.
M: Ali ja uopće nisam koristio bazen, ba, š’o će mi to?
R: E, pa mogao si, brate. Dalje.. Korištenje saune – dvadeset maraka.
M: Sauna? A što ti je to?
R: To je ono: para, ručnik… i tako to.
M: Ali ja nisam koristio tu saunu!
R: Mogao si. Teniski teren – osamdeset maraka.
M: Tenis? Čuj, ba, ma ja nikad nisam ni prob’o igrati tenisa!
R: A, mogao si, čovječe! Noćenje, doručak, sve zajedno ispada 260 maraka.
M: Evo ti 100 maraka. To je najviše što ću ti dat!!!
R: Kako to sad?
M: Jer si mi heb...’o Fatu.
R: Ma daj. Fatu? Nisam!
M: E pa, mog’o si!!
Opet pitam: što mi neda moj nadimak?
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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 25 Jan 2012, 12:24

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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 02 Feb 2012, 14:19

pitao muju sin koje su bolje šljive?
-plave, bolan, odgovorio mu otac.
-a što su onda ove crvene?- pokazao mali na stablo.
-zato što su zelene!, iznervirano će mujo.
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Re: vic dana

Postby Armin » 03 Feb 2012, 13:40

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Re: vic dana

Postby StoMiNedaMojNadimak » 18 Feb 2012, 00:45

Ona: Dragi, trudna sam! Šta bi volio da bude?





On: Šala. :oO.
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Re: vic dana

Postby StoMiNedaMojNadimak » 29 Feb 2012, 23:46

Odnijela plavusa sat kod majstora da mu zamjeni bateriju.
Majstor pogleda sat pa će plavusi:
Devojko ovom satu ne treba baterija on ide na navijanje
Na to će plavuša:
ŽELJO! ŽEEEEELJO!!!!!!!!!!!!! :oO.
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Re: vic dana

Postby Hasna » 13 Mar 2012, 08:45

Čak Noris je vidio Adnana Podžu na Lupoglavu na Memorijalu!
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Re: vic dana

Postby penjac » 13 Mar 2012, 23:17

Drago mi je da me je vidio :-) mora da je i on bio gore kad nas je mali broj bio na memorijalu. Svakako veliki pozdrav za sve one koji su bili gore.
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