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vic dana

Pažnja, živi pijesak!!!! Ulazite na vlastitu odgovornost...

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Re: vic dana

Postby Armin » 14 Mar 2012, 15:30

Edmund Burke: "The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men should do nothing"
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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 20 Mar 2012, 17:47

Došao Mujo kod hodže da ga upita za savjet:
- Znaš šta hodža? Čuo sam da se u mahali otvaraju banke pa tamo staviš svoju lovu, pa ti isplaćuju neke kamate, pa ti onda kao novac raste ... Reci ti meni kao učen čo'ek, šta ti misliš o tome?
- Znaš šta Mujo, koliko ja znam, a znam, u tuđoj ruci samo k...c raste.
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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 30 Mar 2012, 09:13

izlazi fata iz salona ljepote, vani je čeka mujo i kaže:
-haj' bar si probala...
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Re: vic dana

Postby nona » 31 Mar 2012, 16:19

Zbario Mesi koku, doveo je u hotelsku sobu, kad u sobi Iniesta i Xavi.
STa je ovo, pita riba...
Hebiga, ne znam zabit go bez njih... :-??
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Re: vic dana

Postby StoMiNedaMojNadimak » 02 Apr 2012, 13:45

Dođe Haso u dalmatinski restoran i kaže konobaru:
- "Ja bi pivo."
A na to će konobar:
- "Pa pivaj, ko ti brani :zivio
Opet pitam: što mi neda moj nadimak?
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Re: vic dana

Postby Hasna » 15 Jun 2012, 16:02

Šta ovo više ni viceva na zonama nema... a kamoli gdje ko hodao, gdje će hodati, kakve su staze... Evo jedan vegetarijanski za moju drugaricu, prepoznaće se:

"Kako se zove simbioza između biljnog i životinjskog svijeta?
Sarma! "
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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 11 Jul 2012, 15:13

Hanka Paldum uhvatila zlatnu ribicu, ova naravno kaže: "Pusti me ispuniću ti jednu Želju."
Kaže Hanka: "Cijeli život pjevam o zelenim očima, a nemam takve,
eto napravi da mi oči budu zelene, to mi je najveća želja."
Ribica je gleda, gleda: "Pa mogla si vala poredati prioritete, vidi ti usta...
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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 27 Feb 2013, 17:21

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Re: vic dana

Postby Izgubljeni » 02 Apr 2013, 17:25

pita Suljo Muju; jarane odkad ti nosiš menđuše?
Joj šuti jarane...odkad ih je Fata našla u autu :happy
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Re: vic dana

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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 04 Jul 2013, 12:30

pesimist i optimist

Stavlja otac božićne poklone za dvojicu svojih sinova ispod jelke.

Pesimistu je kupio električni vlakić, a optimistu konjsko govno.
Ujutro, čim je pesimist otvorio poklon, odmah je počeo:
- "Jao, ovaj vlakić je električni, neće raditi kad nema struje."
- "Ali radi on i na baterije." - tješi ga otac.
- "A što kad se baterije potroše, a ja sam se baš zaigrao?"
- "Kupit ćemo nove."
- "A ako bude nedjelja i ništa ne bude radilo ili ne budemo imali novaca?"
- "Snaći ćemo se." - kaže otac.
- "A i tračnice će se kadtad iskriviti..."

Otac okreće glavu i pita sina optimistu:
- "A što si ti dobio?"
- "Ja sam dobio ponija, ali je negdje otišao..."
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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 20 Sep 2013, 09:45

zena mi je ostavila poruku na frizideru:
ovo vise ne funkcionise, preselila sam kod svojih!
a ja sam otvorio frizider, svjetlo radi, piva je hladna, ne znam o cemu ona
govori, sta ne funkcionise?
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Re: vic dana

Postby nailovamater » 03 Oct 2013, 09:16

platinasto izdanje

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Re: vic dana

Postby nona » 25 Oct 2013, 19:31

Čuj, platinasta.
Znači, ništa se ne g... Interes je ogroman %-(
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