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Ćumurana

Pažnja, živi pijesak!!!! Ulazite na vlastitu odgovornost...

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Postby nona » 05 Sep 2006, 08:56

:coffe
Jeko Damir?!? :-ET
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,Češki alpinisti,,

Postby Jerko Morović » 05 Sep 2006, 09:08

Jedan alpinista iz bratske nam Češkoslovačke ,.. :cool: :-D :-D
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štela

Postby Jerko Morović » 05 Sep 2006, 09:44

Sad imamo vezu da nabavimo češku pivu a mi čemo za uzvrat upoznat sa dobrim kokama :idea: :cool: :-D :-D
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Postby nona » 05 Sep 2006, 11:55

Mislis "Staro Brno" :-irockez
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Postby prenj » 05 Sep 2006, 18:20

Staropramen Lezak/Ceska..davno ga pio s asfalterima u Svandi ulici u Pragu. Sjedne 8-10 lola s jedne strane drvenog stola i tako isto s druge. Svi bradati. Zovu se litruse krigle. Svako ima pravo pjenom koja viri iznad ruba krigle gadjati u lice onog preko puta sebe..nema pomicanja i eskivaza..zatim se popije pivo, pa nove ture..ispadaju oni koji vise ne mogu, a najsmjesnije je kad u jednoj ekipi ostane jedan a sdruge strane cetvorica npr.. sopaju ga pjenom, a pjena se ne smije brisati s lica..ja isp'o medju prvima nakon desetak krigli..ma pripreme su najvaznije..eee da se igralo nesto s rakijom islo bi to ..tad nekad.
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Postby Jerko Morović » 05 Sep 2006, 18:51

To su viteške igre ko pjehe a neko i na štitu ga odnesoše..olimpijska disciplina.. :idea: :?: :-D :cool:
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Postby penzioner » 05 Sep 2006, 20:23

Jel' to neko Spartu spomenuo? :smile:
Kada shvatiš da si počeo razmišljati kao većina ljudi oko tebe, krajnje je vrijeme da promijeniš mišljenje.
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Postby Guest » 06 Sep 2006, 02:20

e narode :D pjan sam :D sta znaci ovo zone 2000 :D jel to u vezi kosarke :D aahhaah :zivio :zivio :zivio :zivio :zivio :party :zzz :zzz :zzz :zzz :zzz :zzz
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Postby Jerko Morović » 06 Sep 2006, 10:24

Đe ste čumuraši nemojte zabušavat :?: :???: :smile:
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Postby nona » 06 Sep 2006, 10:28

Jerka, sta bi sa gljiva, jesi li ih haplicir'o?
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Postby nona » 06 Sep 2006, 10:29

Nema covjeka, jal zabusava, jal' je nestalo cumura.
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Postby nona » 06 Sep 2006, 10:37

jal su gljive... :-jezazeza
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jes

Postby Jerko Morović » 06 Sep 2006, 10:57

Bilo je nafato sam vrganja i lisičarke i u zmrz. ganjo sam i jednog puža i pobježe nov model turbo dizel heb... ga drugi put ču zasjedu partizanski pa je moj... :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Postby ters » 06 Sep 2006, 11:10

Jal' partizanski iz zasjede, jal' crnogorski, znas ono kad je chochek upuc'o puza, veli "Dje necu, evo hoda zamnom cijeli dan!!!"
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Postby prenj » 06 Sep 2006, 11:58

Kad smo vec kod gljiva, evo tona cumura..
Mjesto desavanja - kampovanje izmedju Platnog i Velikog jezera na Treskavici. Godina 1989-ta..glavni lik rahmetli Salko Shakic, nekad domar na Kozoj luci.
Nece ti Salko gljiva zameziti, ma ni u ludilu. Uvijek nam je govorio. "Samo vi..a kad se oci zakolutaju.." :roll: Suncanice pohovane, vrganji i lisicarke u dvije razlicite moche, niz grlo tok tok.. tece hladna rakijica, pjesma , drustvo lijepo, a najmladje, i nekim slucajem najljepse u drustvu, sjedi pored Salke, ruke joj lete u sahane i samo ponekad izusti “mmmmmm sto je dobro ovo..mmmmljac”. Salko sve to gleda preko cokalja, sto ga cesto prinosi ustima. “De boni ne igrajte se, lahko mi je za vas hajvane, al’ zao mi ovog maksumceta..” Nikad on to nije i ne bi probo, da u nezaustavljivom trenu nadolazeceg derta nije pala odluka:”E kad maksumu nije zao zivota, nije ni meni!” Ispi ono sto je bilo u cokalju, dohvati hljeba I bojazljivo umoci u sahan, prinese ustima i strapa “zamezu”(kad moze naveza, moze i zameza) u usta. “Pa ovo dobroo!”
Otkad ti govorimo Salko.
“Dajder malo i te pohovane”..i tako, na meraji ide sijelo..
Nekako, da Salko ne vidi, dosapnemo maksumu da malo zakoluta ocima, pocne se njihati i oslanjati na Salku. Tako i bi..glumi celjade k’o da skole za to ima, malo zavrne ocima, pa na Salku krene i odoboci se, pa se uhvati za stomak i izbeci oci, udahane nekoliko puta isprekidano i zavice “Dajte mi vode”.
Salko prvo ukocen od straha, a zatim se dade u strku :”Etoo..ja vam govorio..tako ti je kad pijes i mezis s budalama” Pa se dize na noge lagane: “Kad znate trovati, govorite sta se sad radi..najbolje povracati (zakljucuje sam)..pa mu nije do njegovog zivota vec onom djetetu vice.”dela ti povrati..a i ja cu..pa kreno pa ne moze..a mi samo sto travu ne cupamo zubima od smijeha..
Sta ces, svakog teferica dosta i kad je najljepse, pa i ovoga. Celjade se nasmija, malo umiri Salku, a on bi najradje jedan od onih sedam nozeva za pasom (mesar po zanimanju) trzn’o i ganjao nas po planini. Al’ eto prezivjelo se pa se umiri.
Jest' Salko pio s nama aksamluk i ubuduce, al' vise nikad nije gljiva zamezio.

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Znam..sve vas interesuje gdje je maksumce. Naraslo, 34 kuke, nije se jos udalo, pa eto, ko ga sretne, poznace ga..nije se nista promijenilo
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