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Forum Zone-2000 • View topic - 3Z Magazin za savremenog muskarca i radoznalu zenu

3Z Magazin za savremenog muskarca i radoznalu zenu

Pažnja, živi pijesak!!!! Ulazite na vlastitu odgovornost...

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Postby Svijet je lopta šarena » 09 Jun 2005, 21:11

Kad se publika dere, onda se to i čuje.
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Postby t_bejbe » 13 Jun 2005, 09:33

OVOLIKO Image mi je srce!!!

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Postby penzioner » 15 Jun 2005, 10:09

Ljudi.... cujte i pocujte....dabar vidjen u gradu...ziv je...bikera okolo....
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Postby penzioner » 15 Jun 2005, 10:18

Nego, ko je ta Maja? Na spomen tog imena dabar se totalno mijenja, od hrabrog momka koji ne preza ni od cega, odjednom se pretvara u nesto sasvim drugo. Ne moze ga covjek prepoznati. Mozda je Maja krivac sto nema novih izdanja magazina. :roll:
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Postby dabar » 15 Jun 2005, 12:33

pa ja sve obavljam na bikeu.......vidjen sam dok sam sa posla isao na sastanak u drustvo........sto se tice maje ne vrijedi se raspravljat pa se malo popustim da vam ne dosadi ..al se ne povlacim
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Postby dabar » 25 Jun 2005, 14:40




Maja

Svi ste imali priliku da na nasem forumu naletite na komentare neke maje, koji su se uglavnom ticali odbrane kojekakvih klubova i spasavalaca ili su to pak bile kojekakve primjedbe, tersovi, napadi, kritike, zalbe, indirektna i interna peckanja i podbadanja itd. itd. itd. a sve to na adresu, uvas vam najdrazeg, dabra. Zasigurno se pitate cime je to vas dabar zasluzio i zasto sve to trpi!? Odgovor cete morati sami pronaci nakon citanja ovog texta.

Bilo je to davne 1982. kada je mama Dj rodila azbahu, ovaj....CURICU. Onako sretni, mama i tata Dj odlucise je nazvati M A J A. Maja je od samog pocetka bila tako vatrena beba da su njeni po kuci morali hodati u azbestnim odjelima, i sve je bilo od vatrostalnih materijala. Sve evetualno zapaljive stvari su se cuvale zakljucane u posebnoj sobi i okruzene PP aparatima. Svuda po kuci su bili hidranti,koji su ujedno sluzili i kao police,viseci kuhinjski elementi isl., vazne su bile potroseni PP aparati, umjesto u saksijama, cvijece se drzalo u vatrogasnim sljemovima, tepisi su pravljeni od smrkova, na zidovima su bile sjekire... stan je izgledao kao vatrogasna stanica. Kako bi je sto jednostavnije hladili i drzali dobro raspolozenu, tata Dj postavlja ljuljacku, sa malo duzim lancem, na vratima izmedju kuhinje i dnevne sobe. Sada je mama mogla neometano kuhati, tata gledati dnevnik dok su se lagano dodavali malom majom zabavljajuci je i drzeci na sobnoj temperaturi kako se nebi pregrijala. Tako je bilo sve dok maja nije postala svjesna svoje nesvjesti i naucila kontrolisati svoje vatreno ponasanje. R E L A T I V N O. Kako bi svoju energiju pretocila u nesto korisno, sipka od ljuljacke postaje vratilo. Nakon sto je nekoliko puta izvalila sipku zajedno stokovima i povukla dio zida praveci prolaz u komsijin stan, tata Dj, (pazljivo procitati) inace karatista, specijalac i instruktor u jedinci za podrsku MUP-a KS, se odlucuje da CURICU upise na casove karatea. Nasa maja se jako brzo snalazi i jos brze dobija kojekakve pojaseve. Brisuci sve protivnike pred sobom, licno sam gledao snimak takmicenje kada maja udarcem nogom u glavu obara protivnicu koja se nije digla narednih 240min koliko je trajala kaseta, i sa 4 titule drzavne prvakinje dolazi u BH karate reprezentaciju. Iz iste je istjerana nakon sto je u jednom obracunu u svlacionici prebila pola muske reprezentacije, zajedno sa selektorom, trenerima, fizioterapeutima i nekoliko ljudi iz osiguranja koji su se tu slucajno nasli. Vidjevsi da joj prebijanje kolega nije dovoljno te da joj i dalje ostaje visak energije, a kako dolazi iz planinarske porodice, maja se pocinje baviti planinarenjem. Danas je ona trener karatea, skoro pa planinar i clan kluba spasavalaca u kom je poznata kao Veliki vodja. Maju odlikuju sve vrline jednog planinara; voli prirodu, ljude i zivotinje, mrzi bube i sto je najvaznije, orjentacija joj je na visokom nivou. Ne ostavljajte je samu ni u centru grada! Uvjek je drzite u centru paznje. Neka se vas svijet vrti oko nje. Mali trenutak nepaznje i slomit ce vam vrat. NEPRIJATELJ NIKAD NE SPAVA.

Dragi zonzoni!!! Iskreno se nadam da ste nakon citanja ovog teksta upotpunili svoju sliku o maji i dobili odgovor na pitanje zasto joj muskarci nemogu i nesmiju reci NE i okrenuti ledja.
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Postby maja » 27 Jun 2005, 11:32

ahaaam... kah kah... Image
sta reci...? "bit cu njezna?"

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