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Forum Zone-2000 • View topic - 3Z Magazin za savremenog muskarca i radoznalu zenu

3Z Magazin za savremenog muskarca i radoznalu zenu

Pažnja, živi pijesak!!!! Ulazite na vlastitu odgovornost...

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Postby dabar » 05 May 2005, 14:10

Eh evo dođe i taj vakat kada će te svi vi koji ponekad naletite na forum, čisto da vidite kakva je to nova izvala izvaljena ili zijan napravljen, i tamo vidite imena kojekakvih zvjerkica, endemičnih vrsta, glodara, sisara pa čak možete naći imena kao, Bože me sačuvaj, emir, keno, maja, adisa, selma isl. Pa molim vas, ko bi sebi dao neko od ovih imena!?
No dobro, to je tema za neki drugi put... Nego gdje ono stadoh...??? Ah, da!!! Znači, evo dođe vakat kada će te svi vi koji ponekad naletite na forum, čisto da vidite kakva je to nova izvala izvaljena ili zijan napravljen, i tamo... ma ček ovo sam već pisao... haj dobro... i tamo vidite kojekakva imena, konačno moći saznati ko se krije iza tih imena. Mada, moj savjet bi bio, da i vi, koji mislite da se znate, ipak bacite pogled i pobliže to osmotrite. Čisto da znate s kim imate posla. Eh! `ajmo redom...
(napomena: obradjeni oZoneri su sa podrucija SA Kantona)



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Ovaj djecarac od svojih 30-tak godina, i metar i frtalj visine, zaista je slika i prilika izreke “sitno al dinamitno”. Prema informacijama koje sam prikupio u njegovom komsiliku, keno i dan danas “obradjuje” komsijske vocnjake i, bjezeci pred razularenim komsijskim hordama, lomi parmake u vlasnistvu istih. Obzirom da su komsije znale za sve rupe, rupice i buzake u koje se keno mogao zavuci, on pocinje da organizuje velike sedmicne pljacke, obicno petkom uvece, nakon kojih bi, rano ujutro, bjezao na obliznja brda i planine, i tamo cekao da se situacija smiri. Sto je vise vremena provodio na planini to mu se vise svidjala. I tako je keno otkrio planinarenje. Kako bi svoju mobilnost zadrzao i u zimskim uslovima keno je prisiljen da otkrije i turno skijanje.
Jos kao veoma... hm...mlad... (bilo bi glupo reci mali)... imao je problema pri veranju i odveravanju svih vockica u i iznad zone 2000mm. Medjutim, njegove brige prestaju, a nase pocinju, onog dana kada je keno otkrio alpinizam. Naime, u jednom od rijetik slucajeva, kada je keno bio uhvacen, jednom od komsija pade na pamet da ga objese za ja... noge. I dok je keno naglavacke izvlacen na jedan orah... otkrio je alpinizam. Vec slijedeci dan su keno&co. nekoj babi maznuli strik i pred njima su se otvorili potpuno novi vidici. Pred njima je bila zona 2000.
Naglim razvojem spijunske tehnologije, keno vise nije siguran ni na planini. Na nagovor prijatelja, koji je tamo bjezao od zene, keno se pocinje skrivati po jamama i pecinama. Ubrzo se zeni te bjezeci, sto od komsija sto od zene, sve cesce pocinje odlaziti u podzemne objekte i otkriva speleologiju. Jednom prilikom je bio toliko prljav da ga je jama morala ispljunuti u rijeku na pranje, i to bas u trenutku kada je tuda plutala odbacena guma. Pogadjate? Keno je otkrio rafting.
Da bi stigao da zadovolji sve svoje strasti pocinje da laze zeni. A kako znamo da su u lazi kratke noge (nekome je to i prirodno), ovaj simpaticni decko ipak ne stize obici sve te kupuje biciklo. Dal` trebam reci da se pocinje baviti mountain biking-om?
Kako bi upotpunio ono “sitan al…”, pocinje da radi kao deminer, tacnije vodic pasa “minskih gonica”, al isto vam je to, te mu se dodaje i ono “dinamitan”.
Danas je keno prisutan na, u i pod svim prirodnim objektima. Mozete ga naci svuda i u svim uvjetima, te sam tako nedavno cuo komentar kako ce onaj mali jednom omastiti omoriku il kaku ledinu pod lavinom. Od njega je nemoguce pobjeci ili ga zaobici zajedno sa njegovim pizd... avanturama.
Eto sta bi od onakog djeteta i to sve zbog voca. Sta jos reci nego...
KOMSIJE JM VAS SKRTE!!!
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Postby Svijet je lopta šarena » 05 May 2005, 16:14

:lol:
Kad se publika dere, onda se to i čuje.
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Postby zone_2000_net » 05 May 2005, 21:06

:shock: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby zone_2000_net » 05 May 2005, 21:11

Dabre, odlicno je pocelo, kad sastavis ekipu, selimo sve na glavne Zone pod naslovom Zonzoni sarajevskog kantona :lol:
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Postby esref von dobrinja » 06 May 2005, 13:38

Sto smo manje aktivni to vise planova imamo!
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Postby keno » 06 May 2005, 13:42

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Postby esref von dobrinja » 06 May 2005, 13:48

Sto smo manje aktivni to vise planova imamo!
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Postby nailovamater » 06 May 2005, 15:42

bolje odrat' tabane bježeći, nego umrijet' neodranih tabana!

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Postby dabar » 06 May 2005, 20:07

sve se to da srediti........i nemojte mi zapricavat magazin
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Postby ters » 06 May 2005, 20:51

Davre, pusti pricu, udri! Ko je slijedeci. :D
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Postby maja » 07 May 2005, 14:17

:mrgreen:

bit ce svega osjecam...
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Postby nona » 07 May 2005, 14:58

Moglo bi bit zaj... 8)
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