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3Z Magazin za savremenog muskarca i radoznalu zenu

Pažnja, živi pijesak!!!! Ulazite na vlastitu odgovornost...

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Postby sherpa » 13 Sep 2005, 00:09

A ako CK uzvrati udarac neće biti tucanja kamena na Golom otoku jer tamo ima sada obnaženih žena, nego na Prenju. Ali prije toga donesi, pa tek onda tucaj!
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Postby dabar » 13 Sep 2005, 10:06

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Postby ters » 04 Oct 2005, 10:21

Vrhovni stab donio odluku da se dabru mijenja zvanju u Cokmud, cime mu po sluzbenoj duznosti automatski prestaje nadleznost nad teritorijem Magazin 3Z.
Drug Tito licno preuzima ingerencije nad ovom zonom radi unaprijedjenja kulta licnosti a dabar se, zbog neodgovornosti za povjerene mu obaveze suspenduje i upucije na gologuzi otok na tucanje... hm...
Po hitnom postupku se objelodanjuje revolucionarna melodija, slika i tekst koju su svi posjetioci Z3 duzni konzumirat do daljnjeg, a dabrovi tekstovi se povlace u "bunker".
Sluzbena melodija: http://www.zone-2000.net/tmp/tito.mp3 (520Kb)

Sluzbena slika:
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Sluzbeni tekst:

Sve što teklo kojekuda
svrnu jednom u korito,
pa veliku rijeku stvori
drug nam Tito, Tito, Tito.

Naše brašno prosijao
kroz rešeto i kroz sito,
pa hljeb novi za nas mijesi
drug nam Tito, Tito, Tito.

Lice tvrdo, šapa lavlja,
ali na dnu grudi skrito
srce uma kao otac (majka valjda p. mu m. ko je ovo prepisivo'o)
drug nam Tito, Tito, Tito.

Otkud dođe? Gdje je niko?
Tko bi sve to sada pito?
Sudbine je dar nam velik
drug nam Tito, Tito, Tito.

Zato druzi i družice,
složno, hitro, ponosito,
pohitajmo kud nas vodi,
kličuć: Tito, Tito, Tito!

Potpis: Ters! po sluzbenoj duznosti
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Postby nailovamater » 04 Oct 2005, 10:35

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ps od sada mi je tersluk najdraža ljudska vrlina!
bolje odrat' tabane bježeći, nego umrijet' neodranih tabana!

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Postby nona » 04 Oct 2005, 22:55

Ah, pjesmeeee, tito dragi, dajder nesto da obrisem ekran.
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Postby maja » 05 Oct 2005, 00:23

i kod tebe zamaglilo? Image

Druze Tito, ljubicice bela,
Tebe voli omladina cela.
Tebe voli i staro i mlado,
Druze Tito, ti narodno blago.
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a evo na sta sam slucajno naisla, nesto u stilu ovog gore Image super slogan, za nosit na majici

Oj Sandzaku mesto moje drago, ti si ponos ti si moje blago...
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Postby esref von dobrinja » 05 Oct 2005, 08:56

hm, i tako su bh planinari obiljezili jubilarni dan gusle i deseterca....
Sto smo manje aktivni to vise planova imamo!
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Postby nona » 05 Oct 2005, 20:21

Ne se zezaty, nije Sandzak Sandzak nego San Dzak isto kao San Remo, San Francisko, San Diego... y da ne nabrajam.
Majo bogaty, sta to kod tebe swijetly :roll: :?: :?:
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Postby dabar » 05 Oct 2005, 22:34

SANDZAK PREKO DRINE!!!

ne zapricavajte mi magacin....imam neki textic al ga treba prebaciti i nesto svasta......ma bice.....
joj matera vratit cu se ja.....i nemoj da se neko nadoveze na hakiju i bare sluuuucajnoooo!!!
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Postby dabar » 10 Oct 2005, 15:56

Dragi moji OZONERI,

ja sam dobro, što želim i vama. Iskreno da vam kažem, ni sam ne znam zašto vam ovo pišem. Valjda mi je neshvatljivo da imam 2 sata odmora. Sve i kada BiH priznao sebi tu činjenicu, ne bi znao kako da iskoristim to vrijeme. Neki ljudi jednostavno nikad ne dođu pameti. Sad mi je malo lakše jer dobar dio texta imam napisan. Već sam ga morao pisati za nekakav magazin, tako da sad samo dodajem il oduzimam ponešto a ne moram paziti na pravopis. Eto dokle je došlo! Umjesto textove za 3Z da dajem u neke novine, ono obratno. Možda mi se samo čini, ali osjećam kapitalizam kako mi dahće za vratom. ............ tu sam malo zastao. Grickam neke sjemenke i razmišljam o tom kapitalizmu. Još važnije, razmišljam šta bi vam to mogao pisati!? Inače, pišem sporo, znam da sporo čitate. Prije nego sam počeo pisati, doručkovao sam neke hladne palačinke sa čokoladom, bananama i šlagom. To nam je ostalo od juče. Nije se stiglo pojesti. Zašto??? ....... Pa naravno!!! KAPITALIZAM. Usput sam pijuckao neki sok koji je prenoćio tu na stolu. Nismo ga stigli popiti, a mlijeka i čaja nam je nestalo. Bar se neće baciti kao ni one palačinke. Gdje sam ono stao??? ......... ah!!! Kod pisanja. Od mene se čitav život očekivalo da pišem dobre tekstove. Od osnovne škole pa sve do danas. Čovjek jednom napiše nešto dobro i oni to hoće svaki put, više i bolje. Daš im prst, oni hoće šaku. Kapitalizam? Možda. Obrazovni sistem? Definitivno. Samo se nadam da i ovaj neću morati čitati negdje pred razredom. Evo padoše mi na pamet R2D2, Robocop, Rambo (ne Amadeus već onaj drugi... onaj... ma znate)... njih je MOŽDA stvorila filmska industrija, ali po nalogu kapitalizma. Recept je jednostavan; jedan čovjek, 1 000 poslova. To nema veze sa onom; sto ljudi, sto ćudi, sto ž... dvjesto sisa. Kad` smo kod ... evo i Mina se probudila. Pravi... kafu, kakao... nešto. Ne nudi. To joj je šolja više za pranje. ;))) Nije da mi se pije, ali ona to ne zna. Jedina je žena u kući, pa smo je od samog početka gurnuli u vatru kako bi osjećala toplinu ljudi koji je okružuju. Čak smo se odrekli svih kućanskih poslova. Svi poštujemo prava žena, i ne želimo da se osjeća manje vrijednom i da pomisli kako mislimo da je nesposobna. Ha!!! Pazi molim te! Grožđe! Tek sam primjetio da pored prozora imamo manji «vinograd», a tu sam već 10tak dana. Dovoljno je da otvorim prozor, pružim ruku i... i padnem na mokar beton jer me baba, mislim ....starija gospođa, koja nam renta kuću, dočekala glogovim kolcem. GLOGOVIM??? Da, da. Baka ima slabo srce i slabe zidove, tako da baš i ne podnosi šest mladih «biznismena» koji rade do kasno, a nakon toga drže «sastanke» u dnevnoj sobi. Pa šta ću ja kada nemamo noćnu sobu a njena dnevna je do naše. Ma zašto ona ne spava u spavaćoj??? Možda baka sjedi do kasno u noć i uz pivo i kikiriki gleda .... TV. E kad smo kod kolaca, pade mi matera na pamet. Biće da je bakica čitala materin profil pa me zamjenila sa istom. Al haj ti sad njoj objasni. Za manje od sat mi počinje smjena. Opet u onaj «bunker». Nekad se osjećam ko hitler `45. Sjedim pod zemljom, oko mene hiljade tisuća lampica, okidača, prekidača, pipaka, monitora, žica... stalno neka frka, trčkaranje, galama. Znaaaaam, znnaaaam!!! Već su se neki (uglavnom ovi «von dobrinja») sjetili kako je hitler završio. E malo utre. Nisam ja hitler! Dobro sam se sakrio. Nema šanse da me žena.......saveznici nađu. Ma furo bi se ja da sam u podmornici, al nemamo periskop i crvenu sijalicu. Šta sad??? Dal` da si dopustim pola sata odmora i odlazak na posao u trenerci, ili da se već sada dam na posao i u haosu sobe (vidiš taj dio smo propustili, mogla bi se emina naljutiti) pokušam naći nešto za obući??? Možda je bolje u trenerci. Ako saveznici provale lakše je bježati. Čitav život neke dileme...
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